An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.
With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.
by Dandy Don April 23, 2008
Main Entry: nin·ja·dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.
Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."
by KurtTO October 04, 2008
by pbunk October 15, 2007
Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.
by Bam Bam G April 22, 2004
The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
by DJ DNA December 13, 2010
An extremely fit individual who is always at the gym working out. They combine their high load basic exercises with new, complex shit that nobody has ever seen before.
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Most often times gym ninjas are guys. However, there have been rare sightings of hot and fit women 'gym ninjettes.'
Everytime I go to the gym, I see the same gym ninja doing that weird cardio ab workout on the half blue ball.
by JimminyJillikers December 03, 2008
by katanainthestone May 22, 2009