Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

Ur mum gae

ur mum gae

-ur mum gae
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u

*magic happens*

-uno reverse

by Isabust April 10, 2018

sugma balls mum

a way of telling someone, typically your mum, to suck your balls.

"hey bozo, sugma!" "sugma what?" "sugma balls mum"

by jackson nuts March 3, 2022

Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018

doin your mum

An alternate way to say "having sex with your mum". Often used to get someone to fuck off, or as a comedic response to "wyd"

"Dude, what the fuck were you doing last night?"
"I was doin your mum, doin doin your mum"

by Neowo September 20, 2019

your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020