Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.

I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.

by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024

Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.

Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.

by Clc see you later October 6, 2025

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 2, 2020

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Mullet

A term used in sales to describe a bad lead or a person that is a useless prospect.

I thought this guy was going to buy a house when he came down...but he turned out to be a mullet and couldn't get a loan.

by parkdiesel July 30, 2017