fuggly mooch

Created around the time of betrayl. Used to describe a girl who is not only "fucking ugly" aka fuggly but who also mooches.

Often descirbed as a CREATURE rather than a person

a cruel expression for someone who mainly deserves it.

1: look at that bitch; greasy hair, saggy eyes, head to the ground. shes such a fuggly mooch

2: oh GOD its the fuggly mooch! lock up your husbands and get out the head and shoulders!

by Kat,Kath,Court February 10, 2005

beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

by CaptainSaget August 1, 2008

e-mooch

A frickin' loser who has no friends so he steals other people's facebook/myspace/twitter/blog friends. He'll troll around, commenting on a friend-of-a-friend's blog and then frickin' name-dropping the only friend he has ever had. For example, "Hello blog writer, I'm Jake's friend. You know Jake and I know Jake, so we'll be friends now because I'm too lame to get my own friends. Even online."

Dude, your friend Sam is such an e-mooch. He thinks just cuz I know you and he knows you that he needs to frickin' comment on my blog and friend me on Facebook and myspace and follow me on Twitter. Tell that e-mooch to get his own electronic friends.

by PotLickers! February 27, 2009

Straight Month

Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual

Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah

by Science Of Robotics and Sex SR June 5, 2023

National Wheelchair Beautification Month

Founded by Horace Knowles suggesting attaching a florist’s water tube near the top of a wheelchair by means of Velcro and inserting the real or artificial flower of your choice. It brightens the day not only for the wheelchair occupant, but for everyone they pass.

I can't wait for National Wheelchair Beautification Month.

by h0twh33ls17 July 11, 2011

Slap ass month

This is a term that created a horny 14y.o to clap ass during the month of spooktober

Hey dude it's slap ass month!
- What is that?
Come on, it's a month where you slap everyones ass as a joke.
- *googles term*
- That came out 3 days ago

by jizzy002 October 3, 2019

Grab arse month

From the 10 of November to the 10 of November it is officially grab arse month

Jonathan: ‘grabs laynie’s arse
Laynie: what the fuck Jonathan
Jonathan: it’s fine laynie it’s grab arse month
Laynie: ohh Ok sure that’s fine

by Bigbootynighro145 October 6, 2019