Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

Mississippi veins

When the veins on a penis are very large and branch off like the Mississippi River.

I fucked a guy last night and the veins on his dick were like the Mississippi River.

I heard that Wilson has Mississippi veins on his cock.

by Buttercup$&#^ March 22, 2024

The Mississippi Tango

Verb: when you accidentally hook up with your cousin or other relatives at a bar without knowing what you've done.

"Dude, Chad I messed up real bad, I accidentally did the Mississippi Tango with Sarah, she's a great kisser but also my cousin."

by AresInamorta June 23, 2025

Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Mississippi Sidecar

When one person has an ostomy and another person has sex into it. Like a Mississippi mudslide. Usually done for drugs or money and not pleasure.

Billy almost perforated my bowel last night when he gave me a Mississippi Sidecar!

by OnlyInTheSouth August 14, 2025

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023