Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

Midget Circus

A giant orgy of clown midgets performing acrobatics.

Brandon had a real midget circus going on in his room last night

by Toadtsool October 22, 2023

The Midget Clan

A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.

The government had to call The Midget Clan to defeat Israel.

by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020