A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves
by Peoeksndh May 23, 2019
Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him
by Michelle the pickle November 09, 2018
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a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
by hi im wasabi March 22, 2018
Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
by harry0101 November 09, 2018
A name that over 4,000,000 people in the U.S. alone have. Is in the top 3 most common names in the U.S. Michael's are generally very awkward and sensitive and will overexaggerate anything possible.
by someotherkid2021 October 12, 2017
A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
by klassybiatch June 05, 2015