lipstick lesbian

the hottest, sexiest, most desirable species on the planet.
can seduce any living human being (with the exception of the gay man) with a solitary glance. usually pass as straight but when seen romantically with another woman all jaws in the vicinity drop.

John (straight): Holy shit! Did you just see that lipstick lesbian? Uhhh I think I need to excuse myself to the restroom for a moment...

Sara (straight): Wow look at that lipstick lesbian! She is really beautiful. I can't believe she is gay.. I really want to have sex with her!

Lindsay (lesbian): Heelllllllllooooooo lipstick lesbian!

by yesiam June 26, 2007

Lesbian Syndrome

Where a girl turns down a guy but can't think of anything else to say to reject him.

Guy- Will you go out with me?

Girl- I .. um.. I'M A LESBIAN ???

Guy- Ohhh oh ok.

Next day

Guy - I asked Jess out last night.

Guys friend - Oh yeah how'd it go ?

Guy - She's a lesbian.

Guys friend - What ? No she isn't she went out with that Jason guy last year. Dude she had "Lesbian Syndrome " .

Guy - Damn! I got lesbian syndromed again .

by Thatkidwhowritesstuff March 30, 2009

Lesbian Porn

Something you say when you are swearing on something, originated from saying "I swear on Lesbian Porn bro".This is the most sacred swear imaginable and it is physically and mentally impossibly to break. Only The Best of friends can use the lesbian porn swear.

Kane- Dude! Randy, This girl wants my dick bruh!!
Randy- Dude...Foreal?!?
Kane-Lesbian Porn Bro
Randy-Damn dude......

by Koozey May 2, 2011

lipstick lesbian

1.A lesbian who knows that you can look like a girl and still date them.
2.A type of lesbian that loves getting her hair and nails done, shopping, and cute shoes, but still only prefers the company of other feminine women.
3. The best type of woman on the planet.
4. A lesbian who refuses to date butches/studs because they are just like men to her.
5. A lesbian who rejects anything masculine.
6. An ultra-gay lesbian, almost as gay as the stud-on-stud lesbian.

I am a lipstick lesbian because I put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels to go to the club and look pretty so I can possibly meet another girl that put on eyeliner, a skirt and heels for the club.

by Plumgirl3333 September 10, 2008

lesbian kiss

When lesbians scissor and their "other lips" are kissing.

Those lesbians are in the middle of a lesbian kiss.

by thisisme19 February 23, 2011

Lesbian sex

Two girls fucking

Ashley was in the couch mastrubating when I got home while watching porn. I went up to her and she yanked off my shirt and bra and started sucking on my tits. I fondled her tits then grabbed her and layed her on the couch and started licking her pussy. I circled around her clit and stuck two fingers up her Virginia till she cummed.

She then grabbed me and payed me down and fingered me and licked my pussy. We kept going till we fell asleep 69. It was the best lesbian sex ever

by Randomname08 January 20, 2020

Super lesbian

A sexual orientation in which one prefers only the same sex with the exclusion of transgender people, especially trans women.

Girl 1: I would not date a transgender woman.

Girl 2: You’re transphobic.

Girl 1: No, I’m Super Lesbian.

Mary is a super lesbian, she only dates women, not transwomen.

by TheSuperSup March 7, 2021