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gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.
by jmonkey September 3, 2005
mugGet the gassing-lanemug.

Lane violation

Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
Shep was unable to get to the sardines because some lady committed a lane violation.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
mugGet the Lane violationmug.

Vicki Lane

An extremely wonderful "person". An entity of the imagination that manifests itself as a coworker.
Vicki Lane keeps appearing at work. I think I need to go speak with my therapist.
by buttermonkey69 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Vicki Lanemug.

colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.
While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)
by biggrizz August 2, 2014
mugGet the colorado lane changemug.

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.
It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.
by zdidit December 31, 2010
mugGet the bowling lane regularmug.

Lane vaguing

Special form of weaving during freeway driving that is a result of texting while driving.
Let's pass that idiot in the Audi. He's lane vaguing.
by Kaybeare September 25, 2012
mugGet the Lane vaguingmug.

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