Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand

"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."

by HKSJ May 31, 2006

kissing wizard

An asshole beard.

The homeless man pulled his pants down and showed them the old kissing wizard.

by bunnykiller138 September 12, 2009

Carmex Kiss

A kiss shared between lovers after applying ample amounts of Carmex lipbalm.

Person 1: Hey, we've been dating for a year and I just put on a bunch of Carmex, wanna make out?

Person 2: That's a Carmex Kiss!!

by Boston&J.O. April 12, 2010

kiss of the clown

in english we call it red wings, so i asked my south american friends what they call it; and they came back at me with kiss of the clown! I love it and think its a better visual. For those of you that do not know red wings is when you go down on a chick when she has her period.

Dave is excited to go home and get a kiss of the clown

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Rhino Kiss

Showing affection to someone by knocking your forehead against theirs. Then immediately after, yell "rhino kiss!" and watch the surprised expression on their face.

Wake up in the morning and instead of leaning in for a real kiss, bonk their head with yours and exclaim, "Rhino Kiss!"

by Box Chubb September 15, 2010