Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 02, 2021

Junk Fro

A lot of pubic hair around a man's penis, also known as their "junk."

Man, I really need to trim this Junk Fro before I hook up with that chick.

by JunkFroMaker May 07, 2011

slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X March 01, 2012

junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.

by MyChemIsAwesome January 17, 2017

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 15, 2010

junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.

As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.

by Bloody Snotbubble August 08, 2011

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 03, 2018