the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
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by Fr8h8r December 20, 2014
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by #starbucks7 August 28, 2016
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As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
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by JV25 April 20, 2011
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