Being clotheslined in the male genitalia
by Pkc December 28, 2013
When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
by Ray Albright August 16, 2007
to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.
Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.
Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.
by ParnyW June 28, 2022
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
Dude 2: Sure.
Dude 1: Where did you put that?
Dude 2: In my junk pocket.
Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 17, 2017
A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 08, 2021
Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
by jj-thenut March 04, 2020