jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.

Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.

by rb1190 May 22, 2023

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Caged Jock

Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.

Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?

Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!

by XY2XY November 23, 2021

jocks you

When somebody talks about you a lot they jock you.

"Linda is cool. Linda is so nice. Linda is so pretty "-tom

"Hey Linda tom jocks you"-jack

by oml.zebra June 14, 2016

jock smith

an absolute bender who would do anything for a rimjob

i can’t wait to see jock smith

by longschlong1527369 January 6, 2022