Meal Strategist

Defines one who will approach eating their meal in a strategic fashion to achieve maximum satisfaction from it.

1. He know he could finish the entire meal so he left the best part to last what a good meal strategist!

by Phojographer February 25, 2018

The summer thanksgiving meal

This is the true holiday meal that is way better than thanksgiving meal. It’s the 4th of July Independence Day barbecue meal. Where you go to a park or have a huge backyard and have the entire family over and cook the best barbecue ribs and brisket and all the fixings. And a lot of people grill hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill too for the smoke flavor. Some use charcoal or gas grill or certain woods. Each bring its unique flavor and experience. You’re welcome. No you need to season it right and use the right seasons the right way. It won’t automatically taste good and it has to be cooked right too

I’m giving thanks to everything to ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL for everything he bless us with on this planet. And eat the summer thanksgiving meal happily and blessed.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022

A Mans Meal Plan

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

by Doobie87 July 17, 2017

potyuck meal offering

A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.

Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!

by QuacksO October 27, 2017

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 20, 2024

mouse meal

Having a little snack or meal all by yourself

I sat in the corner and had a little mouse meal earlier

by Scooter!1!1 October 06, 2022