french sailboat

When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.

Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.

by Wad3th February 6, 2018

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

Dirty French

After going ass to mouth and nutting in their mouth you French Kiss them.

Dude, you Dirty French-ed that stripper.

by LordDarthmare December 5, 2020

French comeback

when you cum in your significant other's mouth then gives you a French kiss after with the semon still in her mouth

`` I came in her mouth bro, and she hit me with a French comeback``

by _Draco_ July 12, 2018

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016

French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 28, 2018

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014