Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

Am I wrong tho?

it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction

1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"

by Radar. April 12, 2018

Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

by Pseudom1845432 May 24, 2022

why am i single?

No one loves you!!!!!!!

MIke: why am I single?
Joe: no one loves you mike that's why your single!!!!!!

by U_nom_ December 11, 2017

am i right gamers

Used when old people try to say something that is 'cool'

1."Dad what are you doing?"

2. "Yeeting on dem zombs. Am I right gamers?"

by GOLDENYEEE January 14, 2019

Am I Blood

Am I Blood is a band similar to metallica but they sound like metallica before they sucked with awesome vocals and beatiful riffs

Metalhead 1: Hey how'd you like that Am I Blood song i sent you?

Metalhead 2: i thought that was metallica wow they are good

by bassfan05 April 20, 2009

Am I interrupting something?

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015