hockey gab

a hockey player named gabrielle who is thiccc and very dumb and is mainly called a moron or a retard

“hey hockey gab”

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.

You play hockey? You must get all the girls!

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 27, 2011

hockey boys

Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.

Ella: oh Connor snapped me!

Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!

Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys

by h28 January 23, 2024