Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.

Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.

by thatVietDude April 12, 2022

porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.

Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!

by Mctip July 10, 2016

Blue Helmet

UN Peacekeeper

I heard blue helmets were deployed to eritrea last week.

by unterwegs February 20, 2024

Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind

1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!

by MetalVero420/Cracky McCrackinz May 23, 2013

helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020