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cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.
by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009
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Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.
I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her
by doubledown10 June 22, 2021
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Helmet Hang

Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.
Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"

Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
by WUGAMBINO January 29, 2022
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Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
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helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe
Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..
by D hops February 26, 2017
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Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
by themadasshatter January 24, 2012
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nacho helmet

A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
Reggie looks great in his nacho helmet and dark glasses.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
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