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Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.
Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"
by blake moseley June 29, 2007
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Helmet of Destruction

The helmet of destruction is deadly. Whoever wears it earns +5 Charisma and whoever their victim is dies and immediate death with one hit. The helmet should never be in the hands of a noob. Only the REAL ones should have it.
"Hey look! It's the Helmet of Destruction! Wait... why is Bobby looking at m-" Little Jimmy's last words.
by YeetusFeetusAbortusCompletus January 9, 2019
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scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.
A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....
by Lydia Z January 5, 2009
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Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.
God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
by Berrick January 18, 2020
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helmet bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch
by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014
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Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010
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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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