Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.

Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang

by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Helmet Fizz

Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate

That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants

by Trickus Dickus October 15, 2015

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

Helmet Hang

Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.

Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"

Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!

by WUGAMBINO January 29, 2022

Helmet

A particularly fellatious woman from the north. Hails originally from Franklin, Massachusetts.

I read some graffiti on the back of the movie theater that said Binky is a Helmet. man, I gotta go try that mouth on her

by doubledown10 June 22, 2021

Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020