purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

by yellowkotekpineapple July 11, 2019

Hay

A type of straw used to feed animals like horses

Britany did you forget to feed the horses HAY

by Little club fan_love March 13, 2017

Hay loser

Hay loser is someone who loses a race and gets a hay bale thrown at them.

Christian: Hay loser! Here's a hay bale.
Beth: Noooooo! *Gets hit by a hay bale*

by Bumblebeebarbecuechickennugget May 30, 2018

Hai Lay Ku Htoo

Hai Lay Ku Htoo is an amazing person <3 he will fill you with love and curiosity, and even if you have ur bad moments he is here to cheer you up :), he will never let you down, and he is the most caring person in my life. <3

Boy one: Is that Hai Lay Ku Htoo?
Boy two: Yeah! Hes so cool

by _.Amor.Hehe._ November 22, 2021

hai ngoc la

1. A popular vietnam boy name given by uncreative parents.

2. A person with a medium small cock.

3. A person who loves to rape small kids in the kindergarten.

4. another word for hello in english

5. another word for yes in Japan.

6. HURENSOHN

Did u see this hai ngoc la?

Yes, he is a really unnormal gay!

by PetaSpatenborrow6988 January 3, 2017

Jackson Hay

The guy that slays pussy like there’s no tomorrow and gets every guy simping for him. Then he realizes that he was dreaming about pussy and really only has men up his butt.

That guy is literally a Jackson hay man

by Big Pig likes to dig August 2, 2022