gone off tuna

When you leave tuna in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off tuna smells like guts.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

gone off 7up

When you leave 7up in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off 7up tastes like sick.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

gone off nectarine

When you leave a nectarine out for too long and it goes moldy

The gone off nectarines taste like infections.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

My City Was Gone

I went back to Ohio
But my city was gone
There was no train station
There was no downtown
South Howard had disappeared
All my favorite places
My city had been pulled down
Reduced to parking spaces
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
Well, I went back to Ohio
But my family was gone
I stood on the back porch
There was nobody home
I was stunned and amazed

My childhood memories
Slowly swirled past
Like the wind through the trees
Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio
I went back to Ohio
But my pretty countryside
Had been paved down the middle
By a government that had no pride
The farms of Ohio
Had been replaced by shopping malls
And Muzak filled the air
From Seneca to Cuyahoga Falls
Said, ay, oh, way to go, Ohio

My City Was Gone

by Death Menace March 3, 2023

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023

gone off garlic

When you leave a garlic in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off garlic smells like mint.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023