Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

giving her the river

An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself

He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.

by Mimapete June 27, 2011

Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.

Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"

by Jesterrran November 17, 2021

Don’t give af

I Fr don’t give af 😹💯

“Yo bro u get no bitches u lame asf” okay nigga did I ask? I don’t give af 🤣😹💯

by Swipes_ July 22, 2021

no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

Give me a smile

A game on Rec Room that's hella good.
Definitely recommend playing it cuz I don't want to spoil anything.

Ah yes, the horror game, "Give me a smile"
Derek is my beloved /hj

by Dying inside January 31, 2023

give me head

the act of giving your boyfriend a blow job for pleasure.

"yo bitch give me head
"ok"

by Ålïßter January 25, 2020