Gabe

The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.

Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.

Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.

by glab.glab November 22, 2021

Gabe

a tall kid, usually with glasses. sometimes cool, usually nice. very loyal no matter what others put him through. he can be aggressive at times because of his bitch count, 0, otherwise known as a lack of bitches.

someone “Oh shit! gabes trying to talk to a girl” someone else “nah that nigga got 0 bitches”

by gay fortnite balls November 22, 2021

Gabe

Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life

Hey Gabe

by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe

Gabe- the type of guy to have lots of friends,
He knows how to treat a girl right and put a smile on anyone’s face.

Has amazing body with a sexy six pack. He doesn’t like to show his body to the public. Amazing friend and his girlfriend is lucky

Gabe- noun: amazing guy
Katrina: Oh my god have you seen Gabriel’s abs!

Sammy: omg no? I thought he never takes his shirt off

by Doggy123x December 30, 2017

Gabe

gabe is a very special guy he is the hottest guy in school and very girl secretly has a crush on him. he doesn’t always smile but when he does it is very very cute. he’s really cool but he only likes his close friends. he also probably has brown hair and smokin hot eyes. he probably only likes one girl and will like that same girl for the rest of school but that doesn’t mean you can’t go after him. if you meet a gabe be yourself and be funny because that’s what he’s looking for

girl #1: do you like anyone?

girl #2:yeah, Gabe
girl #1: no way same
girl #3: wait seriously, i like Gabe
girl #2: oh well he likes girl #4

by Brenda16 October 26, 2019

Gabe

Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.

Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?

You: I’ve never met this man in my life

by Dr. Oxlong November 21, 2021