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flat-ass broke

When you get so broke that eating nothing makes your ass skinny.
Guy #1: Daaaamn, girl got no back.

Guy #2: Why dat?

Guy #1: She flat-ass broke, man.
by RockStar2012 March 1, 2011
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Earth Is Flat

People who think this seen to lack many organs and they sometimes even believe in other many unreasonable things.They usually are not very funny and are goofy.
by The_Corr3ct_One May 24, 2022
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flat tire

A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.

Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.
by vv007!!! May 22, 2008
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flat fuck

n. 20th century. A lesbian. Alludes to what is presumed the way lesbians have sex: the rubbing up against each other.
by super love May 29, 2003
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Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018
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flat

The absence of swell.
Dude, did you surf today?
Naw...Its been flat all week.
by trimbandit March 27, 2003
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flat lander

a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.
the flat landers are takeing over vermont
by hilltop henry March 26, 2003
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