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Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.
"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"
by sveasgl November 28, 2009
mugGet the Kohl's fitting roommug.

trunk fit

Trunk fit is when the tip, and only the tip of the penis is inserted into an anal passageway with painful resistance
My penis is sore from all dat trunk fit
by Dr. Anus December 20, 2013
mugGet the trunk fitmug.

nic fit dick

The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
mugGet the nic fit dickmug.

instagram fit girl

Girl that gets dressed up for an Instagram picture that makes it look like she worked out but really didn't do anything.
Instagram fit girl No gains doesn't lift fake lifter
by RommRomanov December 31, 2015
mugGet the instagram fit girlmug.

He Can't Fit In

When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.
"Get out of there and stop being silly!"
"He's jealous because he can't fit in."
by Mrs.Smile--Geography*grr* July 23, 2009
mugGet the He Can't Fit Inmug.

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.
by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019
mugGet the Close fitting bortymug.

First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.
Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow
by zlaty October 4, 2017
mugGet the First day fitmug.

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