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Dunkin' Donuts

The anti-Starbucks.

An chain of bad donuts on every corner in the north east. They also serve bad coffee. There are almost as many DD's around as there are ticks in New Hampshire, and is freequently patronised by boorish New Englanders.

Also called Double D but not to be confused with a bra size.

While Starbucks is too yuppie, Dunks is too redneck. We're still waiting for the inbetween coffee shop.
by DoubleDDoctor April 10, 2009
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Urban Donut

Assfuck a bitch doggy style. Cum in her ass. Pull your dick out, wipe the gooey remains off your dick with your hand and, in a circular motion, smear the remains on the lower back of the bitch.

(For a "Sprinkled Urban Donut" complete above, then hover your ass over the circular smear and sprinkle your dingleberries on it.)
"You know that bitch Tanya that stole my VCR last week, and then denied it saying it must've been the wind? Well, at the party last night, she got wasted, wanted this dick, and I so gave her an urban donut."

"That's it? Dude, you loved that VCR. I gave her a sprinkled urban donut last week, and she hasn't stolen shit from me."

"For real?"

"Yeah, dude."

"Damn man... Tanya's a dirty slut. I need to go get tested."

"Me too."
by Gestahl July 7, 2013
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Glazzed Donut

A glazzed donut is a sexual act where a man or woman's bald head is ejaculated upon. Furthermore the glaze is spread acrossed the surface of the bald head creating a glazed effect.
Damn look at that fine bald bitch! Im gonna give her a glazzed donut tonight!
by The Glazzed Destroyer June 5, 2017
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kentucky donut

A biscuit covered with melted butter and topped with the contents of a sugar packet.
The waitress brought out some complementary hot rolls after we ordered. Since I was really hungry, I made myself some Kentucky Donuts.
by CincinnatiSlanger May 19, 2010
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donut on a string

When your old lady is having a major period problem and won't let you chow her out because she has a super sized tampon in so you convince her to let you have some anal play, but first you have to lick her ass avoiding her tampon string, and every time you do she jumps and wiggles giving the appearance of you trying to eat a donut on a string.
My old lady was having such a major period problem, I had to play donut on a string to get her in the mood for anal.
by J Max March 16, 2017
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white donut

Man: "What should we do next?"

Woman: "You could pound my white donut."
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
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Sausage in the donut

It's just a vulgar meaning of the action of sex - sausage ( penis ) donut ( vagina )
Oliver : so what yous doing tonight
Ron : sausage in the donut if you know what I mean
by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016
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