crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up

“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone

by realthug420 February 23, 2020

Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)

Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

Crack Slug

A small terd that resides in you're butt crack, that you aren't aware is there until you change you're shorts. Usually arrives as the bi-product of a large fart.

I thought my butt crack was sweating until I changed my shorts and found a two inch Crack Slug!

by TheMarmot June 30, 2006

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"

by chicaaaaaaago February 15, 2009