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Closet hopping

When a girl dresses up in Lingerie and jumps out of their closest guy friends's closet and gets down and dirty...sort of..she kind of teases them by just BEING there.. you're not suposed to...get down....(since im the 13 year old who made it up)If guys can do it too, but it'd be weird...cuz this was meant for girls y'kno
When i get older im going to go closet hopping to my friends's houses...Hopefully im not raped in this process!
by TheClosetHopperBonnie June 23, 2011
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Closet Thug

A hockey player who pretends they would never do anything worthy of getting a penalty, but interferes with players especially the goalie when the ref isn't looking.
the whole detroit red wings team are closet thugs
by mrs. schenn April 11, 2010
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closet-negmo

a black kid who doesn't dress like an emo but does listen to emo music and may cut themselves
You see that dude over there he a closet-negmo. Bet you right now he's over there listening to some MCR.
by xx-AmthystSerenade-xx April 14, 2010
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Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.
"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.
by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020
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Closet mormon

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018
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Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.
The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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Golden Closet Films

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')
"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"
by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017
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