Christopher :)

He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.

Christopher :) is cool!

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 8, 2023

christopher sledzianowski

That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"

Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?

Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.

by AutismoRex June 12, 2017

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Christopher

Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.

“Omg christopher is such a p3rv”
“It’s ok he’s g@y!”

by anitao6 March 24, 2025

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025