Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

The Blueface Classic

the act of a woman giving that good old "glock glock" "brain" "head" or a "blowjob" with huge lips the size of an apes. it oftens leads to him cumming on her nose and pouring blue paint on her.

I gave sara The Blueface Classic last night and she loved it

by thebigboyflatcock January 11, 2021

Aryan classic

A social media post that celebrates Aryan heritage. Don't listen to the subhumans who say otherwise, they are jealous of us Aryans

"This is an Aryan classic fr"

by Saulman500 January 20, 2024

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

Classic Cyrill

When you suddenly feel like your Brain just stopped working and you feel like you fell on your head.

I just had 7 lessens of French class, I feel so classic Cyrill.

by DennisBro October 25, 2023

Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee

1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008

but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017