Boyfriend Jeans

Relaxed-fitting jeans designed for women that are actually pointless due to the pockets usually being sewn-on fabric patches (sometimes with decorative, industrial-chic, gunmetal zippers) instead of actual pockets to store important things like wallets, keys and pepper spray.

See also: women's cargo pants; boyfriend shirt; G-star Raw's cute new 'boyfriend shirt dress'.

Back in the 90's, relaxed fitting jeans marketed for women were simply called... jeans, and they had actual pockets, unlike boyfriend jeans. Now female hipster millennials apparently require a boyfriend to achieve the 'fuck-the-patriarchy' look.

by Utinni Yubnub June 9, 2016

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend

I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday

by Jenniferling July 16, 2022

Jacob's Boyfriend

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016