michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.
“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”
by Idk if you can take it? June 29, 2022
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boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼
Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”
by DJ SS January 16, 2024
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booby buttons

The female nipple. A fun button placed perfectly in the middle of a females breast, also known as a booby button. Fun to play with and eat
damn did you hear samantha let me play with her booby buttons last night
by NippleFlicker24 March 01, 2018
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Boobie Eyes

A stage in a young persons life (usually during study times) at which upon seeing, and (personally) acknowledging well rounded breasts, the mind tricks them into seeing them everywhere, particularly in script drawings and texts, sometimes enhanced by strange fonts. Very Distracting
His Boobie Eyes came,
after the waitress' presence had him involuntarily stealing glances of her chest. The words the young man was reading seemed to jump out as boobies, every time a double o occurred in the text, even so much as to include nipples, compounding his thoughts into erotic imaginings, and nearly forcing him to stare in search of other boobies.
by Subtle_Boomer September 26, 2023
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boobies jar

1. a jar of boobies

2. the most terrific account run by the most excellent user ! 😊
A: Oi did you see boobies jar’s new post LMFAO 😭
S: NYAAJSKDKJDJD PLSSSSS 💀💀
by pickledboobs November 21, 2021
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National Boobie day

This day (April 8th) is national boobie day so that means that if someone asks to touch, see, or get sent a picture of your boobies you have to let them
Hey it’s April 8th you know what That mean? It’s national boobie day
by John Wicks assistant April 09, 2024
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Boobie Tap

When a really gross frat boy touches your boob
"Yo, Meatcube Micheal totally boobie tapped that girl at the sausage fest on Saturday ."
by SILENCEYOUCUR April 28, 2021
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