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banana jesus

the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.
damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!
by bananajesus2018 September 21, 2017
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bashful banana

When a man is engaging in intercourse and his penis loses it's erection and rapidly softens.
The date went really well, but when we got back to my place he got all bashful banana on me.
by Chef Juicy September 28, 2017
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banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
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Banana Fish

Banana Fish is an anime that you can watch on multiple platforms.
Banana Fish is very sad, sometimes funny.

It shows examples of what happens in the real world
“Hey! Did you watch Banana Fish yet?”
“Yeah I did! Though it was very sad it shows what happens in life.”
by axeels August 3, 2021
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Banana Fish

Banana Fish is an anime you can watch on multiple platforms.

It shows problems that can happen in the real world, Banana Fish is very sad but it’s a story that shows; love, hate, violence, etc!
Banana Fish was very sad, but i recommend!”

“That anime Banana Fish was so heartbreaking!!”
by axeels August 3, 2021
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Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
by Freemont04 August 31, 2013
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desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
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