toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015

baileys bagels

an amazing person who loves chassidy cause chassidy is her best friend in florida
bagels also is very hyper and funny and sensitive

baileys bagels is pretty chill and got sad when chass left

by buuuumble beeezz July 30, 2016

Bagel

Someone who is very appreciated and cared about

I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

bagel eater

Slang term for a Jewish person

Those Bagel eaters sure do cut a mean diamond.

by Jimmy frank February 3, 2022

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019