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Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.
Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."
by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011
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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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China Southern Virtual Group

China Southern Virtual Group is a Virtual Airline based on the mobile simulator, Infinite Flight.

One of the largest China's mainland virtual airline for Infinite Flight. Started operations since 2021, September.
One of my greatest pleasure in Infinite Flight is being a China Southern Virtual Group pilot.
One of my greatest pleasure in Infinite Flight is being a China Southern Virtual Group pilot.
by sosts February 13, 2023
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southern classic

I'd like to run a southern classic on that hoss's wife and daughter
by Hossboss69 February 14, 2023
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Southern border crossing

Where two guys are going down on the same girl and one is eating the pussy and one is eating the ass and then they kiss
Me and my buddy did a southern border crossing on Maria after the party last night.
by A 1969 Honda civic October 14, 2023
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Southern Drizzle

A pointless amount of sauce or condiments, essentially nothing to see.
"Have you seen how little gravy Lee put on his Sunday dinner?"

"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"
by BigSmack October 22, 2023
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Southern Hospitality

Being a nice person, not because you're altruistic, but because you don't want to be disliked by those around you.

It makes sense in rurality, where there are few people you can interact with and rely on, making it important that you stay on everyone's good side, as opposed to having more options for friends and colleagues, such as in a city. That being said, hospitality is a part of southern culture due to its requirement in rurality. It often means that people are usually nicer overall, because everyone is used to burying animosity. -just don't piss off a southerner, or it all comes out. Not just the one directed at you, but all the bottled up animosity that's been sealed up.

Southern hospitality can often be seen as being fake, which is valid to an extent, but it's similar to Japanese culture, where your problems are your own, and what you're going through is not someone else's problem- not wanting to burden others is a common thing in many cultures throughout the world, not just southerners in the united states.
My friend is annoying and keeps calling at 3am, but I answer anyway and entertain him for a bit before going back to sleep. It's annoying as shit, but I can't bring myself to tell him to stop. Call that some southern hospitality.
by Nobody knows nobody's nose November 2, 2023
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