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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
mugGet the both hands on my junkmug.

Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk
Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...
by Koppykat November 14, 2019
mugGet the Junkmug.

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.
OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!
by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011
mugGet the Junk Fairymug.

junk mail

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!
by 203628 April 20, 2011
mugGet the junk mailmug.

Junk-shit

Geeker make-do shit u wish worked as well as u wanted it to.
He made this junk-shit to replace the gasket, but it only worked for a few hours before the vehicle ran hot again.
by Stewy13 July 29, 2025
mugGet the Junk-shitmug.

junk jungle

The pubic hair on and around the genitals, specifically the penis.
You can identify a junk jungle by its thick density.
Junk jungles are generally found on men with poor hygiene standards who refuse to keep themselves clean.
Guy 1 : " I gotta shave this junk jungle soon, it's really itchy!".
by KarlFarts May 20, 2020
mugGet the junk junglemug.

Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump
Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.
by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020
mugGet the Billy Bob Junkmug.

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