A sorta ugly some days but seriously fucking sexy/hot/cute skinny white boy who listens to 2000s emo rock, well known metal bands but also unknown metal bands or gay ass EDM and mf crazy frog. Uses the word “bool” or “boolin” to describe “hanging out” Just gives off the impression of shit, farts, tits and ass. Has a very funny, sense of humor and is a very kind yet sarcastic asshole. A weird mf who sleeps in the bathroom on the floor because it’s warm. The type of person who takes an hour and a half shower with Advent Sorrow’s “pestilence shall come” in the background as he’s jerking off. The type of dude who will call anyone with no ass or tits ugly or an average female fat, “jokingly”. will fart the most grossest farts ever. Drew is the type of white boy who can’t even play a whole fucking song on a guitar even tho he owns 4 guitars. is truly forever a 9 year old boy. Sits in a gaming chair drunk off 2 bottles of wine on a Thurs. with no job in a place he can’t even afford wearing Batman underwear f-ing shredding it to rocksmith. Is the type of person who farts constantly and smells majority of the time like rotten eggs or pure shit. Drew is the type of person who will go to the goth club or any club in general after paying a cover fee to get in, but after 10 minutes says he’s anxious and the vibes are bad/or “lame” and wants to leave. A broke ass nigga who always has some sort of bad luck regarding his finances or a job or always has some shit heading to collections.
*sees a honey with a big ass walking in a Walmart parking lot*
Drew: Damn shawty got that GYAT, that GYATDAYUM. I’d marry that woman. Holy shit.
Kai: *doesn’t know how to respond to this*
Drew: Nigga the vibes in this club are off we should leave. I ain’t feeling it
Kai: but we just got here…
Drew: Nigga let’s bool and get drunk and play “guitar” and scam niggas for money instead. I have to pay my tolls and have absolutely no money.
Kai: nigga get a job
Drew: Damn shawty got that GYAT, that GYATDAYUM. I’d marry that woman. Holy shit.
Kai: *doesn’t know how to respond to this*
Drew: Nigga the vibes in this club are off we should leave. I ain’t feeling it
Kai: but we just got here…
Drew: Nigga let’s bool and get drunk and play “guitar” and scam niggas for money instead. I have to pay my tolls and have absolutely no money.
Kai: nigga get a job
by Sparklykaibitchmf October 22, 2023
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he doesnt even workout like wtf? he unironically enjoys it.
he doesnt even workout like wtf? he unironically enjoys it.
by Circyit November 15, 2023
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by Breece Hall November 20, 2023
Get the Drew mug.The stingiest piece of shit you will ever run into. Drew is hated by his peers (if this Drew has any peers), his wife hates him luckily he has money so she will stick with him, and his son tries to be the "anti-Drew" attempting to do whatever Drew would not do. Drew's son asked him for $5 and he said I gave you $5 three weeks ago! He also has one of the worst tempers you will ever run into and he is known for his erratic outbursts. He consistently will lie about his "sports career" he supposedly had in high school, to which if you took a look at him for a second you would realize he is full of shit. His one passion in life is boating and he spent a total of $50 buying the shittiest boat you could find and forcing his family to go on boating trips in the one bathroom one bedroom sail boat that will fall apart any day now.
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