Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him

You are like a grant james carling; GREAT

by IwasHereonce November 12, 2023

Carl

Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.

Carl is fat and gay

by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021

jacob carl

Baldieee

Baldiieew Jacob carl

by Jacob CARL cardona January 19, 2020

Carl

Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.

pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...

by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019

Carls

Is a nickname for Carly. Her last name begins with a C. And she lives in Texas.

Hi Carls nice to see you again!

by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

Creepy Carl

A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.

Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!

by Profound Observations July 10, 2025

Carl Andrew

He's the best at everything for he gives life to those who's alive but dead. He's the best example of Art. Art can make people feel a certain emotion. He's the best you could've wish for. He's a genuine and soft-hearted person. He's all things good put to a person. And he's great at all things he does. He treat himself like a burthen but everybody around him see him as a gift from God.

"I love you, Carl Andrew"
"I'm very proud at you, Carl Andrew"
"Don't be hard on urself, Carl Andrew"

by HEALSOISHANSOME!!!! July 17, 2022