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Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021
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undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
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Woke

My favorite subject in school is pronouns because I am woke.
by a. e. June 8, 2023
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woke

a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
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woke

Someone who takes it upon themselves to be offended for other people, usually over things nobody asked them to care about, nobody elected them to speak on, and that the “offended” folks don’t even see as offensive. Still, they march on like it’s their sworn duty.
"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.

Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
by Bobakka August 12, 2025
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Woke

(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.
by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023
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Woke

When you're so open minded that your brains fall out.
Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.
by Good Bear June 6, 2021
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