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Buttsup, witches

A fresh take on “what’s up, bitches?” Also awesome because it implies directing females to direct their derrières skyward.

Additionally awesome ‘cause you can roll this out every single Halloween for the rest of your days.
“Buttsup, witches? Are we going to drink tonight or what?”
by Suggahdiq October 19, 2023
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Etsy Witch

Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025
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Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out
What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat
by KChez November 14, 2017
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Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them
Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.
by kiradec November 2, 2023
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021
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