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Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
mugGet the honey where's the flashlightmug.

where et er

Where are you
You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’
mugGet the where et ermug.

wheres Moat

a common phrase mainly used but the likes of beebis and runtal
Gunmar, wheres Moat

YA HOOBAYY.
by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024
mugGet the wheres Moatmug.
Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.
Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay!
by Under The Sun - 999 July 2, 2024
mugGet the Where cool where you stay!mug.

Where is my Family

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))
by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022
mugGet the Where is my Familymug.

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?

when vape not found, big sad.
"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"
by anonymous October 5, 2023
mugGet the WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?mug.

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