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Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021
mugGet the Tomato Baseballmug.

fucking tomato

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato
by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019
mugGet the fucking tomatomug.

tomato town

last night I had to touch down in tomato town
by jeborison April 9, 2025
mugGet the tomato townmug.

Tomato Sandwich

Replaces any swear words commonly used in a social or workplace environment to make them more socially acceptable or applicable.
by Chabanger August 27, 2025
mugGet the Tomato Sandwichmug.

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo
🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato
by pickypocket September 12, 2025
mugGet the Mario Tomatomug.

Tomato Titties

Titties being thrust up through the opening of a v-neck t-shirt by a push-up bra.
I was at a party with my little cousin and I told her "you better but those tomato titties away bitch, this ain't no grocery store".
by jackrabbitjohnny January 29, 2024
mugGet the Tomato Tittiesmug.

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