vagina toast

on a warm summmer night when you stick you bread in someones vagina and then in the morning you have nice steamy toast

man that vagina toast was good

by your mom May 13, 2005

Gargle Toast

A unique style of cartooning where you draw a picture with a caprion below. Usualy the picture is a mockery of or spoof on the meaning of the caption for humerous purposes.

A Gargle Toast
Caption: "You can't run from the fuzz"
Meaning: "You can't run from the police/law"
Picture: Someone running from a huge fuzzy monster thing.

by The Lawn March 15, 2007

men on toast

Another word for beans on toast

Do you mind if I just make myself some men on toast honey?

by ILoveChickenWithPEAS May 21, 2008

Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

by Klapp710 June 6, 2015

Making toast

Euphemism for female masturbation

I heard Jazmine filmed herself making toast.

by CthulhuTheThird September 14, 2015

Full of toast

A kinder way of saying that someone is full of shit.

Larry: "I am the most intelligent person on the planet."

Barry: "You're full of shit."

John: "That girl is 0/10."

Joe: "You're full of toast."

by Marnom Dudield March 5, 2017

Burnt toast

Done. Finished. Has seen its end.

He and that girl don't talk anymore. That's burnt toast.

by cantBfaded September 2, 2016