Cougar Bait

1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.

Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
by KandovanyKocicka December 05, 2023
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cougar week

A special week starting April 2nd each year ending on April 9th celebrating the woman who have married younger men.
Happy Cougar week to all the women out there who have married younger men!
by All_BizTormentor Adam April 07, 2023
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 27, 2021
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cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.
Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 06, 2011
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golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.
She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.
by ExoOmega January 01, 2016
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Reverse Cougar

A young woman who loves older men but doesn’t care about money status. The opposite of a cougar or a gold digger.
The girl I was with last night is a damn reverse cougar! She’s 19 and I’m 30 with no job!
by Reversecougar00 December 23, 2022
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