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Post princess

Often found on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook. This person (usually female) will post irritating status updates at a constant basis, upload pictures of every life event, and be constantly connected to these sites either by home computer or cell phone.

She is often known to add "pizazz" to her posts with * ~ and combinations thereof. Ends status updates with "hit the cell!" or "I love you (current significant other's name here) so much baby!~~~*"
*Jennifer uploads photo of herself and current boyfriend*
Jennifer: "I love you baby forever!~!!!!*"
*Jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall*
Jennifer: "Having so much fun with the girls~!"

Sam: "Oh God, shut up already! Freaking post princess."
by Lunar Escape June 5, 2011
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post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.
While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.
by stasi1974 May 26, 2009
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post malon

A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE
by Austin post February 14, 2018
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anything post

A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.
"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.

replies:

xxx: ur mother suck balls

xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"

sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!

3xt3: it's fucking sunny.
by disorderata July 6, 2010
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Post-noon

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.
by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014
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post officer

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?
by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018
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crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some
Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post
by The dominator October 16, 2005
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