Slug Smuggling

When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.

“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”

(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)

by Jimbo Baggins May 06, 2023

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky

That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your blunt/joint.

That slug-nut ruined my fuckin blunt bruh.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 09, 2023

slug-sittin

Sitting on the couch,recliner,bed ETC. well others around are cleaning.

Stop slug-sittin well im right here cleaning.

by savage213456789 February 09, 2010

bug like a slug

what you sing if the tiktok song that goes, "I like to be fucked like a slut" is stuck in your head and you're around adults.

the tiktok song *plays*
... later when ur around an adult and it's stuck in ur head
"i like to be bug like a sluggg"

by stupidassbitchfuckyou March 16, 2021

Tie a slug

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

by nosebridge March 09, 2016