Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

Fudge Pillows

Ass cheeks.

While the white whale was going down on Ed, he whispered softly to her, "stick your finger between my fudge pillows"

by memphis mojo January 28, 2010

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

pillow snatch

The product of cutting a hole into ones pillow for pleasureful penile insertion.

My girlfriend dumped me, looks like I will be making a pillow snatch tonight.
Dude, you smell worse than my pillow snatcher.

by pillow snatch October 10, 2015

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

paper pillow

When a pillow is so flat that you might as well be sleeping on a sheet on notebook paper.

I hate hotels with paper pillows! They might as well give me a sheet of construction paper to rest my head on.

by B Tapp December 13, 2013