Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

by Tim the man April 15, 2018

Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

by liss09 October 20, 2009

Charleroi Cougars

The football team for Charleroi High school who has no good rep since 2019

The Charleroi Cougars lost 76-7 against Sto-Rox

by anonymous October 4, 2022

cougar sweat

illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.

Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.

Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time

by dack janiels whiskey June 9, 2014

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019