An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
Get the Anti-theft Bikemug. Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
Get the Mountain Bikemug. The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.
Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!
by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022
Get the Bike Bitchmug. by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024
Get the Bike grossmug. Bum bike is any sort of bicycle that's been modified with a small internal combustion engine kit to act as crude but effective moped. They are usually unregulated in most areas.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.
Hey Jim do you hear that noise ?!
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen
Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.
by Anton H April 9, 2025
Get the Bum bikemug. 
A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.
"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"
by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024
Get the Bike Noncemug.