Ben

Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!

But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.

(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?

(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.

(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.

by shlongmeister April 5, 2019

Ben

Extremely annoying not very smart and unattractive, he’ll throw bannan peels at you and somehow gets stuck in desks

Ben stop throwing bannan peels

by Big chungas February 28, 2019

Ben

A movie-savy guy who is clearly in love with Louise and jealous of her amazing skills of analysis and wit. Though he's a fair competitor he will never amount to Louise.

Did you see Ben today?
Yeah he was battling Louise on LOTR lines, she won.
Obviously...

by Iamsooomuchwittierthanyou January 24, 2011

Ben

a fat potato🥔

fat Amy is considered Ben because of her size

by poohshiestythatsmydawg November 22, 2016

Ben

A condescending, sarcastic, rude, judgmental, and offensive person.

Ben is an asshole

by ............... . December 20, 2016

Ben

Disgusting, probably doesn't like you OR your friends, he usually smells like B.O. and likes bad memes, thinks he's better than anyone else, takes jokes too far, if he tries to show you a meme ROAST HIM

Ew why are do you like him? He's such a Ben!

by 😂😤💯👌😫 February 6, 2017

Ben

Very fat red headed bearded man that loves to wear plaid shirts.

Damn, did you see that Ben?

by chug.it May 18, 2011